I’m Not An Asshole I’m A Hemorrhoid T-Shirt, Funny Sarcastic Quote Tee, Offensive Humor Graphic Shirt, Witty Rude Novelty Apparel Clothing Premium Fitted 100% Cotton

Make a bold, unfiltered statement with this hilarious and brutally sarcastic “I’m Not An Asshole, I’m A Hemorrhoid” graphic tee.

Whether you love edgy dark humor, enjoy catching people off guard, or are looking for the ultimate gag gift for a friend with a sharp tongue, this novelty shirt is guaranteed to turn heads. Brutally Sarcastic Humor: Features a clean, bold typographic layout with the unforgettable punchline: “I’m not an asshole, I’m a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes.” Versatile Casual Wear: Perfect for casual hangouts, weekend parties, or pairing with your favorite streetwear for a punchy attitude.

Wear your unfiltered attitude with pride—grab your funny sarcastic tee today!

Product features
– Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² cotton for comfortable all-season wear
– Ribbed knit crew collar with seam to retain shape
– Shoulder tape and side seams for stability and structured fit
– Direct-to-Film (DTF) sleeve prints for sharp, durable graphics
– Meets EU REACH standards

– Printed and Shipped from the USA

Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat

Sizing Note:

Retail Fit. This shirt runs true to size for a modern, tailored look. If you prefer a looser, more relaxed fit, we highly recommend ordering one size up.

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